A day late I suppose but with relatively few @rapharacing #oneoftheseplease submissions, I’ve determined the best option is easily the #wrenchrazor.
Length: approx. 7 inches
Blade thickness: approx. 3/16″
Blade width: approx. 7/8″
Chrome Vanadium Tool Steel
Exclusively sold by ClassicShaving.com
"In its first life, it was a wrench. Resurrected from the scrap yard, reborn in the forge fire and reconfigured by hammer and anvil, it begins an “after-life” as your faithful shaving tool."